Not only do you blink your opponents best creature out of existence for three turns, but for the next two turns, you get a temporary reprieve from whatever other creature they might commit to the battlefield
While this solution doesn't help for sanctioned play, there really isn't any reason to spend nearly $1,000 on a single card to play with your local Commander playgroup
Acidic Slime is removal on a body, though its only a 2/2 deathtoucher
What affects the value of Fblthp, the Lost
(You may put the top card of your library into your graveyard.) Once Patchwork Beastie is attacking or blocking, reducing the number of card types among cards in your graveyard won't remove Patchwork Beastie from combat
You can send this card you control to the GY, then target 1 "Machina Soldier", "Machina Sniper", and "Machina Defender" in your GY