old gastly pokemon card - (47/108) discard an Energy attached to your opponent’s Active Pokémon. Gastly 1999 Pokemon Game #50

Dominion is the favorable outcome, as it lets the player put a +1/+1 counter on their Ringbearer

The deck then casts Voja who is DEVASTATINGLY powerful

Your opponent can't attack you with the Cowl Prowlers here

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you can use one turn to fire off cards like Escape to the Wilds or Growth Spiral to set up the turn you actually win with Lightning Bolt or whatever

This also fits the shapeshifter creature type in MTG perfectly