The NSFW alternatives I was talking about
Each one of these card types can have a variety of effects that when paired together in the correct way will win you the game
These cards can be surprisingly effective in Commander, but not nearly as much as their constructed pedigree suggests
Nelly Borca Ognis Upgrades: Mastermind Plum, Crime Novelist, Samut, Vizier of Naktamun, Song of Totentanz, Atalan Jackal, Professional Face-Breaker, Xorn, Jolene, the Plunder Queen, Korvold, Fae-Cursed King, Ingenious Artillerist, Mazirek, Kraul Death Priest, Hellkite Tyrant, Cavern-Hoard Dragon, Beast Within, Chaos Warp, Heroic Intervention, Great Train Heist, Seize the Spotlight, Revel in Riches, mana-fixing lands Rokiric Talrand Teysa Upgrades: Braids, Arisen Nightmare, Academy Manufactor, Mondrak, Glory Dominus, Ojer Taq, Deepest Foundation, Delney, Streetwise Lookout, Sanctum of Stone Fangs, The Meathook Massacre, Krark-Clan Ironworks, Smothering Tithe, Tarrian's Soulcleaver, Vito, Fanatic of Aclazotz, Ayara, First of Locthwain, Crypt Ghast, Priest of Forgotten Gods, Creeping Bloodsucker, Marionette Master
[200] Kahn suggested to use the short version of the name, "Pokmon", adding an acute accent () over the e to assist with pronunciation and "give it a little flair"
The second is to make Widespread Thieving work in Standard, which seems more likely, but still pretty implausible