I love most of those properties - yellow sponges aside - a lot, but I've never really understood why I'd want a deck of cards based on them
In Magic: The Gathering its not quite as all-powerful, but it does still have a lot going for it
I like this better than some other Equipment out there, such as Tormentor's TridentTormentor's Trident, but that's not saying much
That becomes less of an issue, however, when you buff them up via the underrated Cri-Kee or lower your opponents power via Kida and Painting the Roses Red
This can also influence the secondary market, establishing new value points and potentially making other cards more or less accessible depending on demand
Being a sorcery lets you establish loops with cards like Archaeomancer