pokemon cards eevee TCG! Terestal Festival ex 223/187 SAR it is impossible for me to identify every flaw How cute is this Eevee

Looking at the origins of the word in African American slang, most dictionary etymologies guess its a version of junky from the 80s, but an interesting deeper dive suggests it might have started as a version of jinky in the 1970s, which seems to refer to things that wobble around, like playground equipment

Further to that, the card is so good in blue decks that it gets bounced and recast fairly regularly for another round of Thopters

It can't attack unless you've controlled it continuously since your turn began, it can block if it's untapped, it can be tapped to pay a Vehicle's crew cost, and so on

Requires 3 AA batteries, not included

Murderous Cut is a card I didn't even consider for this list

If Spellslinger decks have felt a little too small-scale for you, then Hinata, Dawn-Crowned might just be the commander that changes your mind