Wheeling the table again and again and saving a ridiculous amount of mana on your spells is some of the most fun I've had in Magic
Some players get really angry toward the cute beast, so don't feel bad when you disrupt them with a Bane of Progress or Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger
Notably, an instant or sorcery spell with multiple targets will not cause the delayed triggered ability to trigger, even if only one of those targets is an opponent or an permanent an opponent controls
If the names actually catch on and start seeing regular use within the community, there may even be other applications for this type of framework that can help to alleviate other clunky aspects of pregame discussions
13 Cordial Vampire For the cost of two black mana, Cordial Vampire is perhaps one of the most efficient creatures of this tribe in all of Magic
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