I have also been out of the competitive loop of the game for those two weeks so it seemed like the perfect time to write about a "less serious" topic
It is, however, one of the most entertaining ones to try and assemble
Its slow and inefficient in some decks, while its a good stabilizer in others
Not all colors in MTG can gain life, although there are many colorless ways to do that
The 2-drop Frodo can be dropped turn two, has vigilance and a 1/3 body to swing, and then a life gain trigger when he swings if you gained three life or more to have the Ring tempt you and if that's happened at least twice, you draw a card
I recommend selling these second because you still will have some energy left after selling your foils wont have eBay fatigue yet