Plus, you have the upside of creating 1/1 colorless Sliver tokens, which may not seem much, but these tokens receive all the benefits of other Sliver cards you have in play
Interaction Ive got some interaction slots here, with lands that can give a creature trample like Skarrg, the Rage Pits, to help a big Ape or Monkey punch through blockers
Conversely, you can play a slightly lower land count if you have access to non-lands with cycling
Send him your bad game takes over on Twitter where he wont stop talking about Lord of the Rings.
The heavy emphasis on tokens and enchantments is fun too
If all that sounds too niche, remember you can play Metamorphic Alteration on opposing creatures to make them worse, copying a 1/1 token or whatever else is lying around