Distortion Strike [Rise of the Eldrazi] Elemental Shaman always in a state of

always in a state of near-death

sacrifice GO TO JAIL

Monkey Monkey Monkey gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter

Prevent all damage that would be dealt to any target this turn by a source of your choice

Then each player creates a 2/2 green Bear creature token for each card they revealed this way

Distortion Strike [Rise of the Eldrazi] Elemental Shaman always in a state ofSet: Rise of the Eldrazi Type: Sorcery Common Cost: {U} Target creature gets +1 +0 until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn. Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)