Rod of Spanking [Unhinged] ARC041-L Battalion — Whenever Legion Loyalist

Battalion — Whenever Legion Loyalist and at least two other creatures attack

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Fear is as effective a weapon as the blade

Set: Planechase Planes Type: Plane — Kamigawa Rarity: Common Whenever a player casts a spell

Set: Champions of Kamigawa Type: Enchantment Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {2}{W} Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you

Rod of Spanking [Unhinged] ARC041-L Battalion — Whenever Legion LoyalistSet: Unhinged Type: Artifact Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1} {2}, {T}: Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?" Minutes before the campus watch busted pledge week at the Alpha Beta Unlimited house . . .