My Desteenation is proud to designate the Windy City as The Heart of America with this state Heavy Cotton Adult T-Shirt
This shirt is perfect for Patriotic Hollidays like the Fourth Of July which is coming up soon
You need look no further than the sarcastic slogan for the thirty-eighth state: laughing at your altitude sickness since 1876
Ohio is the Buckeye state because…
doesn’t have a crumbling infrastructure
We're Nuts T-Shirt 60 My Desteenation is proud toYes, people from Ohio are nuttier than squirrel turds. You know why? Well give you a hint, it isnt because of a mass occurrence of crippling mental illnessOkay, well just tell you: because the state tree is the Buckeye tree, which is a plant thats known for, among other things, Buckeye nuts. Get it? Theyre nuts? Its so silly, that we can almost roll around on the floor and laugh until our lungs rupture, but we wont do that. It would cause quite a mess